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Movie Title: Barbarella
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You want classic Sci Fi with visionary special effects and mind-bending themes? Check out STAR WARS or 2001! You want a zero gravity striptease, costumes that plunge off at a moment’s gawk, and a spot craft with wall to wall shag carpeting traveling through a lava lamp? BARBARELLA fits the bill! This is the widescreen DVD version with no edits. Although I have heard rumors of a more bewitching chop somewhere out there, this is not the PG rerelease from the 70s. Explore the movie Jane Fonda wants you to forget! Too unpleasant because she’s sexy, silly, and comely here. Groove to the soundtrack of Phil Spector rip-offs, look in terror as she seduces … well… everyone in the film (incuding a female tyrant with a horn!) . But collected, it’s resplendent tame and innocent fun. I contemplate this when I want to be in a proper mood. It’s amusing, fluffy fun! A pink bunny if you will.

This film, along with other dazzling classics such as “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,” are obvious proof that the age of really, really awful yet satisfactory films is late us. State in the 41st Century, the hypersexual Barbarella goes in search of the nefarious renegade scientist Duran Duran and manages to stumble across what must be the grooviest planet this side of “Vegas in Residence.” In her quest to fetch Duran Duran (“Pardon me, but do you know Duran Duran? “), Barbarella manages to shag half the planet and pique the prurient interest of the substandard, yet uber-sensual bisexual queen (“hello, my radiant, comely”) . After demolishing the extraordinary Orgasmatron and getting herself locked into the queen’s funky chamber of dreams, Barbarella saves the day with a bubble of goodness and some back from her blind angel friend Pygor. The unbelievably awful acting in this film is very well counterbalanced by the astounding Pucciesque fun fur sets and improbable special effects (i.e. Everytime Barbarella has an orgasm her hair instantaneously perms itself!) It’s impossible, given our unique climate of cynicism, to beget beneficial quality camp like this today. All attempts to reproduce a movie this overwhelmingly abominable would fair have to fail. Yet, I cannot recommend this film highly enough – rush, do not amble, to ogle it.
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